Voicetest: Dave Strider

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CLOSED to Dave Strider (sicknastiest) and Tavros Nitram (mybfftinkerbull).

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

dAVE, i UHH, hAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU THAT IS, pOSSIBLY, oF THE EXCITING PERSUASION,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHH,
tHAT WAS NOT, pERHAPS, mY ORIGINAL NEWS,
aND WHILE i CAN'T NEGATE THAT SENTIMENT OUTRIGHT,
i THINK THAT STATEMENT WOULD, cOMING FROM ME, rEQUIRE A LEVEL OF EXTREME AND, uHH, iNTENSE SELF-CONFIDENCE,
wHICH IS NOT A LEVEL THAT i HAVE, cURRENTLY,
sO i THINK MAYBE i SHOULD STICK WITH MY ORIGINAL NEWS, pOSSIBLY,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
nO,
i CAN SAY WITH EXTREME LEVELS OF CONFIDENCE,
tHAT i AM A MALE OF THE PANTS-WEARING PERSUASION,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

wELL,
i CAN'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE ELSE, rEALLY,
bUT i THINK PERHAPS,
tHAT WOULD CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS, pOSSIBLY, iN sOLLUX'S CASE,
aND PERHAPS, mIGHT EXPLAIN SOME OF kARKAT'S ANGER,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

yES,
iT'S TRUE,
i CAN VOUCH FOR THE TRUENESS OF THIS,
oNLY,
mAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT TELL kARKAT ABOUT THIS, pOSSIBLY,
hE MIGHT NOT LIKE IT, oWING TO jEALOUSY,
oVER THE TROLL WITH THE BIGGEST HORNS,
wHO IS ME,
}:)

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

tHANKS, uHHH, dAVEBRO,
tHAT'S PRETTY SICK OF YOU,

uHH,
cOULD YOU, pOSSIBLY,
rEMIND ME OF WHAT THE POINT IS,
i, sOMEHOW, fORGOT,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

oH,,,
wELL, i SUPPOSE, iN SOME WAYS,
tHAT IS NOT A THING THAT IS, uNDESIRABLE,
i SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY,
tHAT THERE ARE FEELINGS OF THE, uHH, fLUSHED VARIETY,
tHAT COME INTO PLAY, pERHAPS,
bUT i UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS SOMETHING THAT NOT ALL HUMAN MALES, uSUALLY, aRE COMFORTABLE WITH,
sO,
uHHHH,,,,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHH, nO,
dON'T WORRY THERE'S NOTHING, pARTICULARLY, cALIGINOUS ABOUT IT,
iT LEANS MORE TOWARDS, i GUESS,
rED ROMANCE,,,,

bESIDES i AM REASONABLY SURE YOU'D, pRETTY MUCH, uHHH,
hAND MY ASS TO ME ON A, uH, sICK SILVER PLATTER,
iF WE WERE TO ENGAGE IN A BATTLE OF THE RAP VARIETY,
yOUR BEATS ARE THE iLLEST,
tHE, i SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY,
sICK NASTIEST,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

oH,
nO, i, hAVEN'T FORGOTTEN,
iT'S, kIND OF, hARD TO DO,
uM,,,

i HOPE THAT'S, sOMEHOW, oKAY WITH YOU,
tHAT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL, pERHAPS, uNCOMFORTABLE,
oR SIMILAR FEELINGS OF THE, uHH, nEGATIVE PERSUASION,
sINCE i FEEL THAT MIGHT, mAYBE, pUT A DAMPER ON THE FLUSHEDNESS OF MY FEELINGS,
}:(

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

oH, oKAY, tHAT IS, i THINK, gOOD,
aLTHOUGH MAYBE, iN SOME WAYS, pUTTING ON AN EARTH SWEATER WOULD BE,
uHHH,
tHE OPPOSITE OF GOOD,
tHAT IS TO SAY, nOT SO GOOD,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHH,
pERHAPS SWEATERS OF THE, aS YOU SAY, fLUFFY VARIETY,
wOULD BE NOT SO GOOD,
sINCE FOR TROLLS THAT IS, iN MANY WAYS, a REPULSIVE TEXTURE,
i THINK,
bUT SWEATERS IN GENERAL ARE, iN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, nEITHER HERE NOR THERE,
aT LEAST WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE CONCERNED,,,

bUT i WAS REFERRING TO, iN A ROUNDABOUT WAY, aND WITH EXTREME AND VERY ATTRACTIVE LEVELS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE,
tHE PUTTING ON OF ADDITIONAL CLOTHES,
aND HOW, iN SOME LIGHTS, tHAT COULD BE SEEN AS,
uHHHHHH,
uNDESIRABLE,
sO TO SPEAK,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHHHH,
yES, i THINK THAT, mAYBE, wOULD BE A THING THAT WOULD BE, uM, gOOD,,,,,,,

i'M PROBABLY GOING ABOUT THIS, uHH, iNCORRECTLY, tHOUGH,
iF YOU COULD, iN SOME WAY, iNSTRUCT ME AS TO THE BEST WAY TO, uHHH,
gO ABOUT IT, sINCE i'M SURE YOU DON'T LACK FOR, uHH, eXPERIENCE,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

wELL i HAVE TO SAY,
iT COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO ME, cONSIDERING YOU ARE,
wHAT MANY MIGHT CONSIDER TO BE, pERHAPS, aN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN MALE,
wITH SURPASSING AMOUNTS OF SELF CONFIDENCE, aND A TENDENCY TO LAY OUT BEATS OF THE STRICTEST NATURE,

bUT i WOULD, wITHOUT A DOUBT, hATE TO BE CONSIDERED, bY SOME, a CHEATER,,,
aND i THINK THAT, pERHAPS, iT WOULD BE GOOD TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR STRANGE, qUADRANTLESS HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS,