Voicetest: Dave Strider

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CLOSED to Dave Strider (sicknastiest) and Tavros Nitram (mybfftinkerbull).

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

oH, oKAY, tHAT IS, i THINK, gOOD,
aLTHOUGH MAYBE, iN SOME WAYS, pUTTING ON AN EARTH SWEATER WOULD BE,
uHHH,
tHE OPPOSITE OF GOOD,
tHAT IS TO SAY, nOT SO GOOD,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHH,
pERHAPS SWEATERS OF THE, aS YOU SAY, fLUFFY VARIETY,
wOULD BE NOT SO GOOD,
sINCE FOR TROLLS THAT IS, iN MANY WAYS, a REPULSIVE TEXTURE,
i THINK,
bUT SWEATERS IN GENERAL ARE, iN A MANNER OF SPEAKING, nEITHER HERE NOR THERE,
aT LEAST WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE CONCERNED,,,

bUT i WAS REFERRING TO, iN A ROUNDABOUT WAY, aND WITH EXTREME AND VERY ATTRACTIVE LEVELS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE,
tHE PUTTING ON OF ADDITIONAL CLOTHES,
aND HOW, iN SOME LIGHTS, tHAT COULD BE SEEN AS,
uHHHHHH,
uNDESIRABLE,
sO TO SPEAK,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHHHH,
yES, i THINK THAT, mAYBE, wOULD BE A THING THAT WOULD BE, uM, gOOD,,,,,,,

i'M PROBABLY GOING ABOUT THIS, uHH, iNCORRECTLY, tHOUGH,
iF YOU COULD, iN SOME WAY, iNSTRUCT ME AS TO THE BEST WAY TO, uHHH,
gO ABOUT IT, sINCE i'M SURE YOU DON'T LACK FOR, uHH, eXPERIENCE,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

wELL i HAVE TO SAY,
iT COMES AS NO SURPRISE TO ME, cONSIDERING YOU ARE,
wHAT MANY MIGHT CONSIDER TO BE, pERHAPS, aN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN MALE,
wITH SURPASSING AMOUNTS OF SELF CONFIDENCE, aND A TENDENCY TO LAY OUT BEATS OF THE STRICTEST NATURE,

bUT i WOULD, wITHOUT A DOUBT, hATE TO BE CONSIDERED, bY SOME, a CHEATER,,,
aND i THINK THAT, pERHAPS, iT WOULD BE GOOD TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR STRANGE, qUADRANTLESS HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

wELL, i SUPPOSE MY MAIN CONCERN IS,
wHAT DO HUMANS CALL EACH OTHER, iF THEY DON'T HAVE, uHHH, mATESPRITS OR MOIRAILS, oR KISMESES, oR AUSPISTICES,,,

hOW DO YOU REFER TO A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS, fOR EXAMPLE, oF THE FLUSHED RED VARIETY, tHAT IS TO SAY,,,,

mATING FONDNESS,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

oH, i'M,,,

i APOLOGIZE IF i, pERHAPS, cAME ON IN A WAY THAT WAS, sOMEHOW, tOO STRONG,
i WASN'T AWARE IT WAS SUCH A SENSITIVE, uH, mATTER,
bUT i GUESS THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS,
i'M NOT EXACTLY THE, uHH, iLLEST,
wHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS OF THE aLTERNIAN PERSUASION,
sO IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND, eXACTLY, hOW TO GO ABOUT, uHHHH,
cLAIMING, aS YOU PUT IT,
a PIECE OF THAT,,,

[sicknastiest.livejournal.com]

1/???

[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHHHHH,,,,,

[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

tHAT'S,

yOU MEAN,

3/3

[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

i THINK THAT,
tHAT WOULD BE A THING THAT, wOULD BE,
sTRAIGHT UP NIZZASTY,
iN THE BEST POSSIBLE SENSE OF THE WORD,,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHH,
eXCELLENT, yES, tHAT IS THE WORD WHICH MOST APPROPRIATELY DESCRIBES THIS SITUATION,

uM, hAVING SEEN THE EARTH MOVIE CALLED A PIZZA BOY MISTAKENLY DELIVERS AN EARTH PIZZA WHICH IS OF THE PEPPERONI PERSUASION TO THE INCORRECT HOUSE AND INTERRUPTS AN EARTH FEMALE AND AN EARTH MALE IN AN ACT OF MATING FONDNESS,
oN ACCIDENT, oF COURSE,

i CAN SAY THAT TROLL BULGES ARE, a LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM HUMAN BULGES,
iN THAT THEY ARE, iN SOME SENSE OF THE WORD,
tENTACULAR,,,

iS THAT, UHHHHHHH,
oKAY,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHH,,
iT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
tHEY WERE SHOWING IT ON THE PIXEL BOX ONE NIGHT,,,

bUT ANYWAY,
i SUPPOSE IF i HAD TO PUT IT ON A SCALE, sOMEHOW,
i WOULD GIVE IT A THREE IN TENTACULARITY,
sINCE IT JUST THE ONE TENTACLE,
aND NOT OF THE SCARRING INVASIVE VARIETY,
iT DOESN'T, pERHAPS, gIVE RISE TO, wHAT ONE MIGHT CALL,
bAD TOUCHES,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

iT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
i SWEAR TO GOG,
aND,
tHAT DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAPPEN,,,
bUT UM, i'M SURE THAT IF YOU NEED A, uHHHH, dEMONSTRATION, iN SOME SENSE OF THE WORD,
i COULD, pERHAPS, oBLIGE YOU, iF YOU WANTED, sOMEHOW,,,,

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[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

uHHHH,
oKAY--

[Tavros reaches up to scratch at the back of his neck, cheeks tinged rusty brown, and then reaches down to fumble at the zip of his jeans.]

oH GOD, oH GOD,

[sicknastiest.livejournal.com]

[Okay, Dave is ironic and sarcastic, but he's not cruel.]

[mybfftinkerbull.livejournal.com]

[Tavros holds both his hands up in front of him, waving frantically.]

nO, nO, iT'S,
i WANT TO,
iT'S JUST, i,
i'VE NEVER, uHHH, sHOWN ANYONE MY BONE BULGE BEFORE,
tHAT IS TO SAY,
tHIS IS THE FIRST TIME,
sO JUST, iF YOU COULD,
bEAR WITH ME,,,

[He scratches at his chest, nervous, before his hands drop to his fly again, fumbling to first unzip and then unbutton his jeans. His cheeks are flaming red-brown, and he's trembling, but it's not bad, it's just. Different.]